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Amelia rhymes with inferior.



Salvador Dali, Summer.
All I wanted was a free burrito.

Me today, after not receiving a free burrito. 
floozys:

this is so specific i love it 
pictures-of-my-girlfriend:

"May your beard grow ever longer"

File under, pictures to pull out when prompted to demonstrate “special talents”. 
When he wasn’t pioneering the ontology of Double Aspect Monism, Baruch Spinoza spent his days being fucking fabulous.
paintgod:

my brief was to “Ask someone for instructions in what to do and then obey them” and i think i did pretty well! i asked my friend “what should i do for this assignment?” and she said the above quote and then i had to make a record of it!!

My dad just came around and told me his young colleague’s girlfriend is looking for a bassist to join her all girl rock band and that he gave her my number.

Holy shit, this is all moving too fast, I am not ready.